Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 15: Treaty Schmeaty
Previous Chapter : Next Chapter I returned to Heather’s Keep almost immediately upon the conclusion of my new friend’s Final Chapter. They needed some pretty high tier magic healing to get them right, as did many of the sell swords who survived. Along with some Ivan’s soldiers that we let live in the end. There wasn’t much to do when they finished their conflict with Ivan, they simply returned home to Sovia. And I went back to
Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 16: HIM
Previous Chapter : Next Chapter Having spent nearly two weeks at the town of Heather’s keep we decided it was finally time to return to Grumbsy. Most of our business was done the first day when we sold the weapons and the Osirion steel we found in Crypt. Though several of my compatriots had their own little side projects during our stay. Glish was learning how to smith better. Roan was doing some shady stuff with
Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 17: The Love of My Life
Previous Chapter : Next Chapter “Her name was Kara Kyles. And she’s the reason I’m here in this fine town of Ferryville,” I toasted to the man behind the bar in The Cerberus. “And she wasn’t the most beautiful, at first. But then you see her smile. Then she laughs. Then she giggles. Then she makes fun of you. And this, and that. And sooner or later. You realize the girl with what might be the biggest
Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 18: The Tail of Bobby McFarane
Previous Chapter : Next Chapter Blank Page Baby And I’ll Write Your Name As I played to an average sized crowd of the titan’s Trap, I noticed my old buddy Yarrick come strolling in. Which wasn’t normal for him. Next to my normally stealthy ally, was a red scaled lizard man, standing over six feet tall at least. He wore black pants that went just past his knees and nothing else. The usually quiet Yarrick walked
Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 19: The Battle Between Friendship and Apollo
Previous Chapter : Next Chapter “Then we partied with that scaly man and his tiny friends for a week,” I explained to Barney and the gang. “The dragon monk had some of the best healing herbs I’ve ever seen. Syrielle, Vergusson and the others were fine in like a day or two. Not that that stopped Verg from drinking. And she needed to prove she could do it too so she drank right alongside him. So they
Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 20: White Shadows
Previous Chapter : Next Chapter “Yeah they met a couple princes from Saldon,” Roan shrugged like it wasn’t a big deal that a few princes from a wealthy country in Eurome are just wandering around Kayos. Then his tone shifted immediately. “It’s bullshit. Princes want to fuck everyone. When’s the last time you saw a slutty princess? Do you know the shit I’ve had to do just to get a dance with a princess one time? And
Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 21: The Joharys
Previous Chapter : Next Chapter “KEGS HERE!” The large dwarf shouted carrying the barrel over his shoulder. “KEGS ON KEGS,” An even larger dwarf holding two was walking right behind him. Vergusson happened to also be carrying a keg and multiple people were confused where he found it. But nobody complained. How could anybody be upset with nearly a dozen kegs about. Yet we weren’t sure if that was hardly enough to care for the
Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 22: A Very Crappy Story
Previous Chapter : Next Chapter The Joharys floated into the port of Koph Mana, almost in pieces and still taking on water. We hustled as hard as we could to bucket the sea out of the lower deck. When we reached the port, everyone scurried out of the basement of the ship, grabbing only the most essential and expensive items, hopping from deck to dock as our tattered vessel descended into the sea. We just barely
Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 23: The Justice Pass
Previous Chapter : Next Chapter “If you find him before I do, save a poke for me,” I pretended to jab an imaginary rapier into a hypothetical former ally. Trying my best to show more anger than confusion. “I can’t believe we had a child murderer walking among us for so long. Ya think ya know a guy. Then you remember you don’t know anything about him. So it can’t really be all that shocking. Still, fuck
Elrin Daun and the Grumbsy Gang – Chapter 24: The Day of Eight Duels
Previous Chapter “ROAN YOU ABSOLUTE MISERABLE COCK TITTY FUCKING SACK OF WORHTLESS TROLL SHIT I KNOW YOU’RE HERE AND I SWEAR FROM POISEDON TO ZEUS FROM HADES TO THE HEAVENS BEYOND OLYMPUS I WILL RIP OFF YOUR GODSDMAN DICK AND FEED IT TO YOU!” Roan, having been the only one not caught off guard by the screams, slammed his drink to the counter in front of him. “Alright this is a family dispute. Everybody stay the